January 4, 2005
MAN OF 1000 SOUNDS
NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- A self-proclaimed "vocal acrobat"
in New York is issuing a challenge to America: "dare
you to come up with a sound that I can't imitate."
The performer -- who goes by the name "Zero
Boy" -- has already fulfilled audio dares including imitating
the sound of a feather falling into an empty bucket and depicting
a robotic monkey in a Packard with a screaming banshee who has to
drive to a cuckoo clock factory and run around in wooden clogs.
However, his favorite vocal performance is acting
out all the sounds of a one night stand -- including ambient noises
in the bar where the couple meets, their clothes unzipping and the
Zero Boy says some audiences freak out at his sex routine because,
although he's not doing anything naughty on stage, it sure sounds
like he is.
His dream is to land his own weekly radio show
where listeners e-mail him scenarios to act out on the air -- but
he'd also like to act out his one night stand routine on Howard